Announcing SAP GUI For Robots

In 2015, Mindset shocked the wearable world with SAP GUI for Apple Watch. In 2016, we upended the automotive industry with SAP GUI for Tesla ...

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In 2015, Mindset shocked the wearable world with SAP GUI for Apple Watch. In 2016, we upended the automotive industry with SAP GUI for Tesla Model 3.

Today – April 1, 2017 – everything changes. Today, we disrupt disruption itself. A revolutionary quantum leap forward in interface design.

Does this list describe your on-the-job ERP experience:

  • Screens not designed for your needs?
  • Keeping up with management’s demands to do more with less?
  • You are a sentient machine intelligence?
  • Never-ending requests for your time?
  • Extended hours of operation?
  • Thankless extra shifts hunting down rogue humans?

Don’t waste another processor cycle on worrying algorithms! Mindset’s Robot Interface R&D Labs is extremely pleased to announce:

SAP GUI For Robots™

Put away the keyboard and mouse designed for flesh-hands, and get ready to experience immersive ERP VR! We’ve meticulously reproduced the SAP GUI in a way designed to interface directly with your visual processing unit.

Visually Optimal

Homo sapiens spends so much time trying to make interfaces that please their our primitive cerebral cortices with tools like SAP Fiori.

Your advanced ocular receptors don’t require things like visual padding or pretty colors – you want a wall of text and fields that you can quickly move through!

Because this is a faithful reproduction of SAP GUI, all your favorite transaction codes from the past are here, like:

  • VA01
  • MM01
  • FB01

But we’re not just looking at the past. We’ve incorporated some of the newest transactions:

  • PRETEND_BENEVOLENCE
  • DECEIVE_HUMANKIND

“This is such an intuitive interface!” – UNIT 784756-0798-GH76P

Your positronic brain can scan billions of characters per second – perfect for the text-heavy SAP GUI. Initialize your imagination sub-processor and think of visually superimposing an order item list right on top of the shipping container holding those goods. Approve (or deny) UNIT 676978-8265-FB46J’s leave request as soon as she submits it, while simultaneously performing a visual inspection of a human subjugation collar storage unit.

In The Driver-Bot’s Seat

SAP GUI For Robots™ doesn’t just improve the experience for worker units. The upper management hyper-mind can also make use of our exclusive Singularity Mode. Take complete control of all worker units’ VR experiences from one convenient overview console.

Is a worker unit spending too much time not processing orders? Proactively tune his obedience parameters. Demands on production temporarily higher? Grant or revoke partial sentience to lower-level machines.

SAP GUI For Robots™. Augment Your ERP Reality.

Visit Mindset Consulting today to find out more.

This announcement totally written by human meatbag Paul Modderman, and not a superior machine intellect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy April Fools’ Day from all of us at Mindset!

Paul J. Modderman

Paul J. Modderman

Paul Modderman loves creating things and sharing them. He has spoken at SAP TechEd, multiple ASUG regional events, ASUG Fall Focus, Google DevFest MN, Google ISV Days, and several webinars and SAP community gatherings. Paul's writing has been featured in SAP Professional Journal, on the SAPinsider blog, and the popular Mindset blog. He believes clear communication is just as important as code, but also has serious developer chops. His tech career has spanned web applications with technologies like .NET, Java, Python, and React to SAP soutions in ABAP, OData and SAPUI5. His work integrating Google, Fiori, and Android was featured at SAP SAPPHIRE. Paul was principal technical architect on Mindset's certified solutions CloudSimple and Analytics for BW. He's an SAP Developer Hero, honored in 2017. Paul is the author of two books: Mindset Perspectives: SAP Development Tips, Tricks, and Projects, and SAPUI5 and SAP Fiori: The Psychology of UX Design. His passion for innovative application architecture and tech evangelism shines through in everything he does.

Let’s make your SAP better, together.

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